What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 13:18

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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