What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.